Aprilia RS50 breaks speed records

Mototek/Butler Racing team members Van and Cathy Butler set three new production class speed records at Bonneville this season. (MPS-G 82.55mph, MPS-F 83.98mph and APS-G 84.36mph) Their next goal is breaking 100mph on their custom RS50s in race conditions. Landracing.com lists all motorcycle records for Bonneville. 2sb is setting its sights on beating NSU/Happy Mueller’s 1956 50cc record: 121.7mph.

Open Letter regarding Chicago Parking

This is a letter I sent to Chicago Chamber of Commerce President/CEO Gerald J. Roper. Matt Siegel informed us that Mr. Roper will soon be meeting with the regional sales manager for Aprilia Scooters and the Chief of the City of Chicago Department of Transportation. 2sb assumes Aprilia is investigating the matter as they plan their boutique at Marshall Fields.
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Chris Winters debut

Anyone that’s ever been to a rally in the midwest knows and loves Chris Winters of Rockford IL. Chris is making his stand-up comedy debut Halloween night between bands at Club 505, 505 East State Street in Rockford. Egans Rats, a great band who played at the most recent Rockford rally, will also appear. Chris will do a few shows in Chicago and Madison soon, we’ll keep you posted. Please email Chris for booking info. Mr. Winters also tells us that Screw City SC will host a rally for his CD release party in April in addition to the annual Scooter Piracy rally in July. Be afraid.

RIP Scoot Quarterly?

At the Scoot Quarterly bag-stuffing party on Monday, Barry and Casey announced that the current issue would be the last. I remember getting an email from them in 1997 or so asking for advice for their new scooter magazine. I wrote them back a short stupid note, then a couple weeks later I got a glossy sales kit from them, they were way ahead of me from the start. SQ had its detractors (and its flaws) but overall, it was a great magazine, the best magazine any of us could have hoped for, and it will be sorely missed, even if it somehow continues without Barry and Casey. NOTE! The post to the BBS was removed, it’s unclear to us what’s going on, this might be some sort of hoax or prankOe more to comeOe

Rodman Strikes Again

Dennis Rodman continues to wow audiences who gather outside Las Vegas strip bars to witness his drunken daredevil motorycyle stunts. The idiot strip bar manager decided to loan Rodman his bike for the performance. Don’t worry if you missed this exhibition. Because it’s Vegas, baby, it’s only a misdemeanor, so he’ll be back in the spotlight in no time.

Ass week continues on 2sb

My nearly-77-year-old father sent
this photo to Vina today. Normally I’d simply be disturbed that my dad is sending my wife porn, but since nearly every post this week has been about butts (sorry, Evel) it seemed to fit the theme. From what I can tell, it’s an ad for some sort of unholy Czech contest where you send in photos of naked amateur “Warsaw Pact-ion” chicks on bikes. How you use this information is up to you.