Chicago

Why is it that everything named after Chicago is dissapointing? First the band, then the musical, and now the motorcycle. I guess it’s kinda neat, but they obviously don’t know Chicago very well. A motorcycle named “Chicago” should look like a 70s Suzuki scrambler, spraypainted matte black, with rusty chrome and a seat made out of duct tape. Italians are probably equally upset that their Flying Tiger’s sister company TN’G calls their retro scooters “Milano” and “Venice.” Oh, well.