Ride Carefully, Janklow on the loose

Former South Dakota governor and senator Bill Janklow was released from prison this morning after serving 100 days for running down a motorcyclist. Janklow had racked up 13 speeding tickets since 1990, and had previously been ticketed in the rural intersection in which the accident took place. Insiders say Janklow plans to appeal his probation to allow him to retire to Florida, after which he’ll eventually die and serve the rest of his sentence in hell.