If you don’t like having your ankles chewed by someone who had just dropped their pants in a crouded [sic] bar moments before, you’re not long for this crowd, because we live for it.STATUS: Publish

Rumor has it that Chris Winters, who told me seven days ago that he’d never leave Rockford, is moving to Cleveland (in four days!) and working at Pride of Cleveland Scooters. Congratulations, and best of luck, you sexy thing. Rockford will miss you, and so will I.