I’ve long stopped linking to most stories about the scooter “boom,” gas savings, and supply shortage, every small-town paper in America has covered it to death already, but now we’re making news overseas. Italian news agency AGI posted their story today, with some details about Piaggio’s sales (up over 100% in May!), their plans for U.S. hybrid models, and some glaring errors about U.S. motorcycling laws.
Maybe you can make sense of this column. I can’t.
Nitro pointed us to HowStuffWorks’ “How Vespas Work” article. The first page is comically full of misinformation (corrected below, for fun). The second page reiterates most of the inaccuracies of the first page without going into much detail on how they actually work, and the next three pages rehash Eric Brockaway’s history of the Vespa and Mods and then link to Vespa’s corporate pages, which are famously devoid of any useful information. It’s a fun, cringeworthy read.
Here are some sample quotes from the first page:
Scooters are two-wheeled vehicles powered by a small engine. Although it’s similar in concept to motorcycles, it has some important differences. The wheels of a scooter are fastened to the end of a short axle, rather than being mounted between a “fork” in the frame.
Well, on a vintage Vespa, this is sort of true (it’s really mounted to a one-sided “fork” or steering column more than a “axle”), but many vintage scooters and nearly all modern scooters feature a front wheel mounted on a traditional fork. If the focus of this story is Vespas, talk about Vespas, but don’t apply their characteristics to all scooters.
The engine is usually concealed in a cowling of some kind, making them quieter and less likely to get oil or grease on the rider’s clothes.
I’ve never heard the noise argument made before, perhaps that was an intention, but noise generally comes from the exhaust, not the engine, and putting something in a hollow metal container rarely makes it quieter.
Today, a scooter can be defined as a two-wheeled vehicle built on a monocoque frame with a 250 cubic centimeter (cc) engine or smaller. There are scooters with larger engines, but they essentially represent a subclass of vehicles in between scooters and motorcycles.
Ugh. The only modern scooter with a monocoque frame is the Vespa, all others have steel tube frames with plastic body panels. Scooters currently range from 50cc up to 800cc (the Gilera GP800) and while the line between motorcycles and scooters continues to blur and the definition of a scooter is somewhat liquid, there’s no reason maxiscooters should not be considered part of the subset of scooters. Aside from maxiscooters, there are plenty sub 500-cc scooters that fall undeniably into the traditional definition of a scooter.
Many jurisdictions legally consider them motorcycles.
Assuming that by “them” the author meant “scooters larger than 250cc”, almost all states consider any two-wheeled motorized vehicle to be a motorcycle, though many have “motor-driven-cycle” classes for bikes under 150cc, and “moped” classes for traditional low-powered pedaled mopeds. A handful of states treat 50cc scooters as mopeds, but not many. There’s not a single state that doesn’t consider a 150cc or larger scooter to be a motorcycle. (Note: OK, reading more, I can see the guy is clearly British, so perhaps he’s right about England.)
Most models can achieve better miles per gallon (mpg) ratings than all cars, but the most eco-friendly hybrid cars are in the 60-70 mpg range–equal to the Vespa.
This statement isn’t false, but it’s misleading and doesn’t even scratch the surface. One currently-available hybrid car gets 64mpg, only one other hybrid gets over 50mpg. Most hybrids get 45mpg or so. There’s no clearly-mandated test for motorcycle mileage, so we have to take manufacturers’ numbers with a grain of salt, but Piaggio’s MPG ratings (60ish) are on the very low side of scooter MPGs, some Yamaha models promise over 120mpg. Realistically, most scooters get between 60 and 90mpg in normal real-world conditions, better than just about any car, so implying that scooters are comparable to hybrids is inaccurate. If you’re just talking Vespas, maybe it’s a more fair comparison, but again, the scope of the article jumps back and forth between Vespas and scooters in general in mid-sentence. (Do the British cite MPG or Miles per Litre? Maybe he’s not British)
Navigating city traffic and tight urban streets is a lot easier on a scooter than in an SUV, and parking is no problem.
Again, maybe that’s the case in England, but American scooterists have always found parking in an urban environment to be nearly impossible, even if they’re willing to pay the same rates as cars. In nearly all localities, scooters are expected to follow the same rules of the road and parking restrictions as automobiles. Lane-splitting is prohibited just about everywhere but California.
They’re easier to ride than a motorcycle…
Not true at all, aside from shifting (and not all scooters are automatics) riding a scooter uses every single skill required by a motorcyclist, and the same training and caution should be exercised whether one rides a scooter or a motorcycle.
and the body panels ensure that clothes aren’t likely to be splashed with mud and road dirt.
Clearly written by someone that hasn’t ventured out into the rain on their new Vino yet.
A scooter is a lot easier on the wallet than a car, as well. A brand new scooter can be as little as $800,
Sadly, this is true, but its totally irresponsible to say that without pointing out that buying an $800 motor vehicle and riding it on public roads is more or less suicide. And the dollar signs are making it pretty clear he’s not British.
Of course, a scooter with the legendary Vespa name on it often comes at a premium (prices range from $2,000 to over $6,000), and vintage scooters go for collector’s prices, sometimes fetching thousands of dollars.
The bottom-of-the-line Vespa LX50 has an MSRP of $3200, which last I checked, is over $2000. Vintage scooters have occasionally sold for five figures, saying “thousands” is weird and vague, since modern scooters cost “thousands” also.
It continues for four more pages, with such nuggets as “Scooter wheels range from eight to 12 inches,” and a sidebar asserting that India and Southeast Asia were responsible for Vespa’s hard times in the ’80s (never mind the ragingly successful Honda Elite!).
Really, for a story supposedly describing how Vespas work, it really doesn’t explore the technical or mechanical subtleties of a Vespa at all, aside from briefly describing how an internal combustion engine works. The original Vespas are masterpieces of engineering simplicity, yet the actual workings of the engine and controls are just barely glossed over, and the centerpiece of modern automatic scooters, the continuously variable transmission, is mentioned but not explained.
Consumer Reports goes against the overwhelming tide of “scooters are great” stories to publish a concise list of things people should think about before being swept up in the hype. The only thing missing is a general caution to research your vehicle in depth before buying, it’s likley Consumer Reports readers know better than to buy a $999 Chinese scooter, but getting the word out about the vast differences in quality and the questionable ethics of most Chinese importers sure wouldn’t hurt.
“Local man loves his Chinese-made scooter.” Despite the headline, the video was totally disappointing. Just wipe up your mess when you, uh, “finish,” Mumford.
For the record, that’s a Xingyue Euro 150, and I really doubt he’s getting that mileage. Their logo creeps me out for some reason, but I think that’s the only currently-available covered three-wheel scooter (Bajaj’s autorickshaws don’t really count) available in the U.S., if you’re into only getting your arms wet in the rain.
The New York Times’ always-great “Wheels” blog points out that “miles per gallon” perhaps isn’t the best metric, or at least shouldn’t be the only metric, of fuel savings. A higher MPG figure gives the false impression that the savings are proportional to the mileage. Obviously, a higher MPG rating is always better, but as the fuel efficiency increases, the savings start to level off. Their example is that replacing a low-mileage SUV with an average-mileage car makes a much bigger fuel cost difference than trading an average-mileage car for a hybrid car. Let’s do some math and see what that means for scooters.
Continue reading “More MPG math:”
Cassandra at Sportique: “Yes, we have no scooters:”
We are expecting a shipment next week, a shipment of bikes that are, for the most part, already sold. The next shipment after that is rapidly being reserved for presale customers as well. After that… we don’t really know.
(More good posts from Cassandra here.)
POC Phil, trying not to gloat on the local news in Cleveland. Somehow, it transcends the “yet another scooter story,” could it be the shirt? (Thanks, Andrew)
Posts at Adventure Rider and UrbanScootin suggest that even the Japanese big boys woefully underestimated scooter demand this spring. Vinos and Metropolitans are in very short supply. Even if you read our original story about the shortage, go back and read the comments, a few dealers have posted that it’s even worse than we reported.
Apparently Charles Gibson, the worst debate moderator ever, featured Genuine’s Phil McCaleb on World News Tonight on Monday. I just wasted an hour of my employers’ time trying to find it on ABC News’ poorly-organized website that doesn’t allow you to fast forward or rewind videos, but no luck. Update: apparently it was CBS News, oops. I’ll try their site today. (Thanks, John)
From one of my favorite sites, Married To The Sea:
Looks like Piaggio USA won’t have Access Communications to kick around anymore. Hard to believe anyone could be worse than CooperKatz, who botched the “Vespa Blogs” idea, but you’ve also gotta wonder why the current glut of scooter stories are practically ignoring Piaggio products to talk about the 100mpg Buddy. Oh, wait we just answered our own question there. Anyway, if Brandware can increase the Vespa’s fuel efficiency*, lower the price, and improve the parts supply, and give dealers more realistic terms and margins… Good luck, Brandware.
*Place your bets on the exact date Vespa’s fuel efficiency rating is ‘recalculated’ to be more competitive with other scooters. (Alternately, guess how long it takes before the hybrid MP3 becomes the centerpiece of their campaign, despite the fact that $10/gallon gas wouldn’t drive an American to buy an $8000 hybrid three-wheeled scooter.)
It’s always the day after a new product release, right? Piaggio’s stock dropped 2.8 percent after an announcement that the company’s quarterly profit was down 21%. Bobby C. tempered the announcement with plans for a stock buyback, and promised Piaggio’s gas/electric hybrid MP3 will be released in October this year (Piaggio unveiled the prototype hybrid MP3 last July).