Day Job: Network geek.

Marital Status: Married, but always open to man love.

# years scootering: 8.

# years racing: 2.

Other scooters or M/Cs: Vespa Primavera and Vespa SS 180.

Does your helmet have Dolphins on it? I wish!

How embarassing are your racing leathers? AFG Leathers aren't embarassing, they're a lifestyle.

MASS rivals: Anyone whose bike makes it out of the pits.

Racing idols: Hanna Barbara Wacky Racers.

Highlight of racing so far: Finally coming home from a race without anything major broken, on my bike or my person.

Lowlight of racing so far: The Sleep Away camp motel that we thought we'd all die in, or at least catch a communicable disease.

Best crash story: I borrowed Phil's bike for some practice and managed to lay it down the first time out.

Future Goals: Learn to take out the competition before they've even unloaded thier bikes.

How do you prepare for a race? Sausage/Egg McMuffin, and passing a lot of gas.

Do you like Vespas or Lambrettas best? They both suck ass.

What does Team 2strokeBuzz/AF Gspeed mean to you? It
means finally having the chance to be a member of a proven world class team of misfits and malcontents.

Favorite food:Turkish.

Favorite music: Anything that will make you think. You don't have to think anything in particular, you just have to think..

What song is in your head as you race? The Butt.

Who's your dream "umbrella girl?" "Girl?" What do you
mean "girl?"