The AF Gspeed/2StrokeBuzz Scooter Racing Team: Sean Stevens

SEAN STEVENS
	Name: Sean Stevens Nickname: I don't really have one. "Hippie" or "Emo Fag" is something i hear a lot, tho. Age: 26 Height: 6'0" Weight: 220lbs Birthplace: Sellersville PA Current Residence: Carrboro NC
	Class: Specials Make: Vespa Model: P210 Ham Sandwich Number: 420 Colors: Flat black/white/yellow. Sponsors: I dunno if Scott is sponsoring me or not. I can't tell. Mods: Mods shouldn't be racing. Planned Mods: Other plans for Mods include helping them dip their dinks in chrome, I swear it won't hurt. Top Speed: 80-85-ish. Does your scooter have a name? Yes. Built by? Incriminators SC, 'We didn't build it.' Hardluck built it, I just keep having to fix it.
	Day Job: Tech Support Marital Status: Engaged # years scootering: 4. # years racing: 2. Other scooters or M/Cs: Repo'ed P220 Malossi Bike. Does your helmet have Dolphins on it? HELL YEAH! How embarassing are your racing leathers? Pretty. MASS rivals: Big Rye. Racing idols: Kenny Rogers, Garry McCoy, Rob Hodge. Highlight of racing so far: Winning both heats at my first-ever race. Lowlight of racing so far: Crashing out 3 times in one day at Circleville. Best crash story: …blah blah Circleville blah blah, the point is I was so nuts I was screaming insults at Kokesh AS I WAS CRASHING. My first thought on hitting the ground was "Hey, why am I slowing down? I can't catch him like this… Oh, hey there goes my bike past me." Future Goals: Catch Smallwood. Lose the man-boobs. How do you prepare for a race? Worry like a little girl, smoke like a chimney. Why do you like Vespas best? Shorter wheelbase. I like the way they handle even though they have ground clearance issues. Plus, I never worked on a Lammy before, so I really would be at a disadvantage there. What does Team 2strokeBuzz/AF Gspeed mean to you? Manlove from Mykrrr. Miller reading porn. That, and we don't take ourselves too seriously, unlike some other teams out there. Favorite food: Anything greasy, basically. If it turns clear, it's yr window to weight gain. Favorite music: Emo/Math Rock What song is in your head as you race? Snippets of whatever I was listening to in the pits, if I get a spare moment to think about music at all. Who's your dream "umbrella girl?" Serious answer: Laetitia Casta. Gspeed answer: Mykrrr in the man-pris with a pink crepe-paper parasol.