Chinese Scooter Condom

Miss Grace of the Black Windows writes, “Look at the cool scooter poncho my shmoopy brought back from China! I
can’t wait to use it and have the front part blow up in my face and
suffocate me. The handy clear panel will allow you to watch me die!”
I was going to Photoshop Grace’s face onto the photo, but she said “don’t bother, we all look the same.”