Here’s David Lucash’s entry in the Mykrrrvision Song Contest. Admittedly, he cheated by using the Wesley Willis song generator, but it’s still a masterpiece:
Mykrr
by Wesley Willis
Mykrr really whoops a donkey’s ass.
Right on brother.
You make the joyride music.
Mykrr is the best.
MYKRR!!!
MYKRR!!!
MYKRR!!!
MYKRR!!!
You really whoop the horse’s ass.
You really whoop Saddam Hussein’s ass.
Mykrr really whoops a donkey’s ass.
I like you a lot in the long run.
MYKRR!!!
MYKRR!!!
MYKRR!!!
MYKRR!!!
You are a fish’n chips star.
I like you well.
Mykrr is excellent.
You really whoop a snow lepoard’s ass.
Rock over London,
Rock on Chicago.
Be a Pepper – drink Dr. Pepper.