The Rockford rally has changed back to Rockford (from Wisconsin Dells). Screw City SC is calling it “Scooter Piracy II: Rut The Wenches”, funny because it’s really the fifth Rockford rally, but the third in the Rockford area, and the first in Rockford proper. It’s like some prog-rock band is naming their rallies. Anyway, it’s July 11-13 and there are separate rides, with hoochie dancers for the guys and karaoke for the girls, and on Sunday there’s a lazy river, so you know Vina and I will be there. Arrr!