While we sleep, Victoria’s Secret has been training an army of campus reps to hawk their new line of “bras, panties and sleepwear for college-aged women.” As we all know, college-aged women have vastly different panty needs than the rest of us. Anyway, Team Pink (Pink! Hello! Larry Flynt!) fulfilled their first mission today: hiding thousands of plush dogs (wouldn’t, ahem, cats be more appropriate?) on 20 campuses, which can be redeemed at the mall for a chance to win a custom Vespa Scooter. This puts Vic’s Sct. in compliance with House Bill 04-234-6, commonly known as the “Every single marketing campaign in the US must feature a custom Vespa giveaway.” law.