Fa?onnable, Alfie giveaways

Nordstrom’s even upitty-er boutique Fa?onnable is giving away two new Vespas of unspecified vintage and displacement, while E! Online is giving away a Vespa GT with a paint job trying to aproximate Jude Law’s Vespa SS from the current “reimagining” of ’60s Michael Caine classic Alfie. Why can’t they just make NEW movies? Michael Caine’s still alive, why not put HIM in a movie? Or just rerelease the old Alfie in theatres! How cheap would that be? Reissue the old, and make the new “new,” not “fake old.” The same advice goes for you, Vespa.