Stella’s Free Lunch

I’ll take a break from Piaggio-bashing just long enough to pick on Genuine Scooters. From a letter to dealers encouraging them to invite Stella owners on a lunch ride, a wonderful idea, with otherwise reasonable stipulations:

…You have to send a digital photo of your gathering with all those happy riders. It must come with a photo of your local newspaper’s front page so we can see the date. This is just to discourage creative photo-shop experts!!!…

I’d think the restaurant receipt would have the date on it, but allright. I’m gonna go to Scooterworks ride just to see how they get a digital photo of a couple dozen people with a legible date on the Sun Times.