Aaaallison, Yale’s aim is true.

As if I need another bottom-of-the-table soccer club to follow, Columbia is my new favorite Ivy-league women’s team, mainly because of their second-string freshman goalkeeper Allison Vespa. Do they sell replica jerseys? And before you accuse me of liking her because she’s hot, let me make it clear I haven’t found a photo yet. Geoff, get on it.