Put Bush on a Lammy

Durso’s busy today: Apparently some politicians are campaigning on Segways. If a politician showed up at my house on a $3000 toy, I’d wonder about his fiscal responsibilty. When looking up “Bush” and “motorscooter” on the web, I found this list of Secret Service Codenames:

  • BACKSEAT:
    Secret Service Motorscooter Unit
  • BELLHOP ONE:
    Secret Service Elipse Motorscooters
  • BELLHOP TWO:
    Secret Service White House Motorscooters

There’s a name for a DC club: the Backseat Bellhops SC.