Stella’s Free Lunch

I’ll take a break from Piaggio-bashing just long enough to pick on Genuine Scooters. From a letter to dealers encouraging them to invite Stella owners on a lunch ride, a wonderful idea, with otherwise reasonable stipulations:

…You have to send a digital photo of your gathering with all those happy riders. It must come with a photo of your local newspaper’s front page so we can see the date. This is just to discourage creative photo-shop experts!!!…

I’d think the restaurant receipt would have the date on it, but allright. I’m gonna go to Scooterworks ride just to see how they get a digital photo of a couple dozen people with a legible date on the Sun Times.

Bajaj investigates Pakistan alliance

Bajaj is planning to sell two- and three-wheeler kits to the Saigol family of Pakistan, to be assembled in Pakistani factories for the domesic market. Three side notes:

  • The story says Bajaj is “[India’s] second-largest two-wheeler maker.” Did I miss something, I thought they were by far the largest?
  • The story adds new Indian counting vocabulary to the 2sb glossary; “lakh,” which means 100,000, not to be confused with “crore” which is 10 million.
  • The story also asserts that “Pakistan does not have any indigenous vehicle brand,” but we happen to know it’s home to the Sitara City Cart.

Dealers see new Lambretta prototype

I heard from a prospective dealer that has seen the the new Lambretta prototype. He was unable to give me details, but he confirmed that it’s pretty much what we’ve been hearing/guessing, (Tube frame, bodywork based on Lambretta Laboratory’s series IV, honkin’ 250cc Piaggio engine) and it sounds pretty exciting. It’s still unclear if the body panels will be metal, carbon fiber, or fiberglass, or a combination. LambrettaUSA is currently talking to a limited number of dealers preparing for the launch.

NYC Convention protest flap escalates

Adding to charges that undercover NYC police used scooters (Piaggio BV200s!) recklessly to round up protesting bicyclists at the RNC convention in August, the New York Civil Liberties Union has criticized an undercover scooter cop’s helmet sticker reading “Loud Wives Lose Lives.” NYPD offered an apology and promised to get to the bottom of the matter, then later responded that the officer was “adopting a persona” to fit in (because the average maxiscooter rider wears a pudding bowl with biker slogans and a white polo shirt) and thanked the NYCLU for blowing his cover. Amazing.