Author: illnoise

M.A.S.S. racer/ Supersonic mechanic Stewart “Can You Hear Me Now” Nicol’s band, The Patsys, are opening for the Goblins at the Empty Bottle Friday night. Good stuff. We’ll be there.

Not content with looking at scooters? Well, how about rating them? There’s a meager selection at the moment, but you’ll fix that, won’t you. Pretend mine runs and give it a “10.”

Everything should be working now, there’s a redirect to take you from”index.html” to “index.php.” If you’re linking to the site, simply link to “www.2strokebuzz.com” and that will automatically take you to the index page. Thanks for your patience!

Pete, Pete, Pete. Bryan: “I can see Gary Glitter being a pedophile (well, because he is), or Roger Daltrey, but Pete?” Vina: “See me, Feel MeOe”

Here’s David Lucash’s entry in the Mykrrrvision Song Contest. Admittedly, he cheated by using the Wesley Willis song generator, but it’s still a masterpiece:
Continue reading “Mykrrr, By Wesley Willis”

Ryan sent us a scene from “5 Lap,” Myknmyk’s new movie about coming of age in the suburbs of Detroit:
Mykrrr looks in the mirror, full race leathers on, and a ‘do rag. A small
picture of Smallwood is tucked in the mirror frame, lower left. He glares at his reflection and begins:
Continue reading “Myknmyk lyrics”

Take the Ryetronics Cold Weather Challenge.

Candice Mack won the Pochacco Bajaj. Wouldn’t it just figure? 35,000 entries, and a cute Asian girl wins it. I think it was rigged.

The Vegas Rally webpage is starting to come together with details, but a couple folks emailed me some info that’s not on that site. Dave at Sin City Scooters tells us he’s got Malagutis and Vespas for rent in Vegas, and Jason of Lawless Street tipped us off that The Aggrolites will be playing the allnighter. We’re also developing a new 2sb T-shirt that will debut at Vegas, so put $12 in your left pocket until you see us.

Andrea came across “the other Beeb’s” neat “Northern Soul memories” site. She hopes to never have to explain Northern Soul to anyone ever again.

You may have noticed that by clicking on Screech and Chad up above, you will be magically whisked away to the 2strokeBuzz 2003 rally calendar. I need to tweak the aesthetics a bit yet, but it works fine. Thanks again to Bill at scoot.net for doing all the hard work setting it up. Remember, if you post an event to either calendar, it will show up on both.

I don’t know what this is all about.

Well, vacation is over. Back to work today after almost two weeks off. Oh, the stories I have to tell. Oh, the work I have to do to catch up today. We’ve got some good stuff coming up in the next few days, so stay tuned. Hope you all had fun through the holidays… What’d we miss?

I’m already waiting for next Christmas: The Flaming Lips’ “Christmas on Mars.” [click on “Film”]