In other celebrity scootering news, Danish royals Prince Frederik and Princess Mary were photographed riding a Lambretta LD around the palace grounds last week. That’s a much more romantic thought than Demi and Ashton.
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# Story mentions or alludes to Roman Holiday/Quadrophenia: 2 drinks.
# Story fails to mention any brand but Vespa: 3 drinks.
# Incident of condescension: one drink, two if it’s condescending to women.
# Lists celebrities that own scooters: 1 drink per instance, 4 each if it’s Jay Leno or Jerry Seinfeld.
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# Blatant factual error: 2 drinks.
I think if it calls a Lambretta a Vespa, that’s good for 3 extra.
Bb.