3 thoughts on “Something’s scooty in Denmark”

  1. # Story mentions or alludes to Roman Holiday/Quadrophenia: 2 drinks.
    # Story fails to mention any brand but Vespa: 3 drinks.
    # Incident of condescension: one drink, two if it’s condescending to women.
    # Lists celebrities that own scooters: 1 drink per instance, 4 each if it’s Jay Leno or Jerry Seinfeld.

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