I often wonder what kind of freak, in this day and age, writes to “Personality Parade” and then waits three months to maybe find out “what Catherine Oxenburg has been up to lately.” It’s even more bizarre when a newspaper columnist, presumably writing his story on a computer with internet access, rants on a subject without bothering to do any research at all, imploring his readers to “help him out,” rather than do ten seconds of clicking and typing. I guess that trick helped Bob Greene spew out five columns a week for one hundred years without ever once saying anything interesting.