Get bobbly on a scooter

Another reason I’m kicking myself for not checking ScooterSwag more often: Your own personalized bobblehead riding a scooter. It’s totally worth $130 to have your head sculpted in minature by an Asian child, and it’ll keep them busy so they don’t try to restore any scooters. Cassie describes it as “creepy,” but I really don’t think it holds a candle to a bobblehead of you sitting on the toilet clenching your fists with two giant poops on the floor next to you. Geez, when did Jeff Koons start making bobbleheads?

One thought on “Get bobbly on a scooter”

  1. Yikes!
    When you said Jeff Koons, I thought you were refering to just the subject matter.
    It really does look like a Koons with all that pink. Just needs some gold trim, and a high-gloss varnish.
    I think I just threw-up in my mouth a little bit.

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