From the Brown Daily Herald (Providence, RI)’s Campus News’ police blotter:
1:59 p.m. A student reported that sometime between 11 p.m. on March 14 and 9 a.m. on March 16, someone poured maple syrup all over her motor scooter in Lot 77 at Brook and Benevolent Streets.
We didn’t do it. Ask the Quebecois – they’re the troublemakers, we just drive the van.
I spit my Molson into my pint of Ben and Jerry’s reading this.