Here’s the “scooter rally” bit from “Scrubs”, posted last night on YouTube by “bazookamsb,” I assume there’s more, I’ll keep an eye out for it. (forgot to watch/Tivo last night). (Becky points out in comments that that was all of it. Short and sweet.)
Author: illnoise
My Burgman
Juventus and Italy football star Alessandro del Piero stars as “Mr. Burgman” in Suzuki’s rather nifty “My Burgman” site for the Italian market. We marvel at the lengths Suzuki will take (del Piero is arguably Italy’s biggest sports star) to make a dent in the Italian scooter market, compared to the complete lack of a US marketing campaign for the Burgman. (From Motoblog)
Saved by a dead battery
Last Saturday night in Kansas City, two teenagers on a Vespa snatched the key from another teenager’s black Vespa at a stoplight, but were then unable to start the scooter because the battery was dead. Too bad the kid’s still gotta pay a few hundred bucks to get his electronic locks and keys replaced.
Scooter Rally “Scrubs” airs tonight
According to girlbike.com, the episode of “Scrubs” airing tonight (5/16/06) will feature the “Scooter Rally” footage cut from an earlier episode.
Vespa Chicago closing?
2strokebuzz sources report that local Piaggio/Vespa dealer Vespa Chicago will soon close their Vespa Boutique on Diversey and their showroom in Maywood (within the Volkswagen dealership of parent company West Suburban Auto Group). The new Vespa dealer for Chicagoland is rumored to be Motoplex USA, a motorcycle/powersports dealership with showrooms in Worth and Joliet, IL, and an upscale Chicago showroom on Wells Street called “Old Town Motocycle Shoppe.”
As Motoplex did not immediately reply to our confirmation request, this information is still hearsay, but such a move seems absolutely consistent with recent changes in Piaggio’s strategy. West Suburban seemed unlikely to add Piaggio brands Moto Guzzi and Aprilia, while Motoplex is already an Aprilia dealer. Old Town Motocycle Shoppe has a prime upscale retail location and employees with motorcycle experience, and Motoplex’ other two dealers may be more accesible to suburban and even rural customers. According to one of our sources, Vespa Chicago’s general manager Dan Kay will move to Motoplex along with Vespa/Piaggio. It is unclear whether Piaggio or West Suburban Auto Group terminated the relationship, why it was terminated, or exactly when the transition will take place. Vespa Chicago opened in 2000, they’ve been Chicago’s sole dealer since Vespa’s return to the United States in 1999.
A bold prediction regarding the Indian scooter market
The Hindu Business Line waxes nostalgic about the discontinued Bajaj Chetak. This can only mean one thing: a “new” Bajaj Chetak is on the way. Mark our words.
Tip for scooterists:
How to guarantee a public beatdown
A suspectedly-drunk man on a scooter was detained by onlookers and arrested in Herzogenrath, Germany on Friday, after crashing three times within a two-hour span:
[…] The 22-year-old man first crashed the scooter as he took a
corner […], losing his helmet in the process, police in nearby Aachen said. Unfazed, the man remounted and plowed straight into the back of a parked car. He flew head over heels through the back
window, landing inside […] “Then he crawled out of the vehicle again, and sped off,” an Aachen police spokesman said. […] Onlookers tried to stop the man, but he fled. Two hours later, bystanders were shocked as the scooter crashed leaving a gas station, this time with the man as passenger.
Please don’t ride drunk.
Kymco giving away Amerivespa trips
Amerivespa 2006 is, happily, shaping up to be quite the pan-scooter event. Starting life as the national Vespa rally combined with Denver’s legendary Mile High Mayhem rally, it also now encompasses this year’s Lambretta Jamboree and Stellabration. Main sponsor Kymco is giving away vacation packages to the Rally to ten lucky winners.
Bajaj sidecar antics, starring POCPhil
Rossi is allright, but he’s no Phil Waters, who sent us his tips for scooter sidecar jackassery, in this case featuring a Bajaj/Scooterworks sidecar combo:
- 3-wheel-skid: “With a 120 lb. rider we achieved full 3 wheel drift with a reasonable amount of control. Note the tire stripes on the entire parking lot.”
- Stoppie: “We completely “Stoppied” a sidecar rig (with the back tire a foot off the ground).” [no video of this one-2sb]
- Wheelie: “More dangerous than you’d think– If you try it from a dead stop or anything other than a left-skid it pulls too strong to the right causing you to simply ‘drive around’ the sidecar and nothing goes airborne… but you do end up running into whatever is to the right of you.”
Video from POC’s Avon Lake Ohio City testing ground: clip 1, clip 2, clip 3. (right-click to download)
Rossi wheelies scooter, avant Pays-Bas
Video of MotoGP heartthrob/champion Valentino Rossi wheelie-ing his custom Yamaha BW (Zuma), helmetless, before last Junes’ GP race in Assen, Belgium. Rossi, needless to say, won that week. I guess if anyone is allowed to wheelie helmetless, it’s Valentino Rossi. Thanks for the link, Brooke!
Kalaisha speaks out, inspires “Critical Gas”
Her jaw finally unwired, Kalaisha Watrous speaks about her accident to the Portland Mercury’s “Blogtown.” Her message: “this could have happened to anybody.” Watrous’ ordeal has sparked a weekly Portland motorcycle and scooter awareness ride, Critical Gas, and a hometown benefit is taking place tonight (Friday 5/12/06). For more information about the accident and how to help, visit kalaisha.org. Thanks Darn McCabe
When a 500cc maxiscooter isn’t enough
Craig Vetter (the maniac who singlehandedly made every motorcycle of the ’70s uglier) has been pushing his unholy Defiant scooter kit for a while now, but this guy takes the cake. Thanks for the warning, Makezine and Finkbuilt (best of luck finding that 1950 Courtney Enterprise!).
Nigel Cox to sell Lambretta Museum
The Weston Mercury reports that respected British Lambretta collector Nigel Cox, author of “Lambretta: An Illustrated History” and proprietor of Weston Scooter Parts in Weston-Super-Mare, England, is selling his famous Lambretta museum. Cox estimates the collection is worth £500,000 and hopes to sell it all for £350,000. The article says Americans and “a British consortium of enthusiasts” have placed bids for the museum, which has been open to the public for nearly 20 years. It’s unclear whether Cox, 55, will also close his spares business, which has long been famous as the only source for many original Lambretta parts and accessories, but he does plan to keep his two most prized scooters, the very first and very last Lambrettas ever made.
How big is the “Scooter Boom”?
An article from San Diego CityBEAT stood out from the other thousand “Scooters are booming” stories this week. Despite mentioning Audrey Hepburn (DRINK!), author Kelly Davis talked to multiple dealers, riders, and industry sources, and her research (unheard-of in scooter coverage in the media) gives some interesting hard facts we’d never seen elsewhere:
- “The average scooter buyer is about 46 years old and makes roughly $50,000 a year, according to MIC numbers.”
- “In 2004, when U.S. scooter sales approached 100,000, by comparison, Ford that year sold roughly 130,000 Mustangs alone.”
So while scooter sales (happily) continue to grow, they’re not necessarily “through the roof” as many of these articles would imply. Furthermore, this boom isn’t a young urban professional movement (as Vespa has insisted since their return), buyers are more likely to be middle-class, suburban baby boomers or retirees. That’s good news– perhaps this is sustainable growth, and a sign that scooters are being accepted by a wider range of riders.
It’s interesting that while most of these “scooter boom” stories focus on the Vespa (many are a direct result of Vespa’s public relations efforts), Vespa likely sold less than a tenth of the 100,000 scooters sold in 2004, and Vespa’s sales actually dropped between 2004 and 2005:
January-August 2005: 7200 units sold
January-August 2004: 7900 units sold
January-August 2003: 6500 units sold
January-August 2002: 4900 units sold
(from Powersports Business, October 17, 2005)
The same source reported Aprilia and Moto Guzzi sales were down 50% in 2004, which may be attributable to financial woes prior to their acquisition by Piaggio.)
The 2004-2005 slide is probably at least partially attributable to the introduction of Piaggio scooters in the US market (it’s unclear whether the numbers include Piaggio, so we’ll give them the benefit of the doubt), and it further seems unlikely sales haven’t picked up, perhaps exponentially, this year. These are semi-respectable numbers, on par with Vespa sales in the Fifties and Sixties “boom years.” But they’re certainly not great, considering the growing number of US Vespa dealers and the amount of money spent on marketing. One source estimates a big-city dealer is likely spending $100,000 a year on advertising, half of which is reimbursed by PiaggioUSA. That $100,000 figure also ignores Piaggio USA’s requirement (now increasingly being ignored) that dealers present their scooters in an exclusive (expensive) customized boutique. Considering dealer expense vs. profit per vehicle sold, it seems unlikely that even doubling sales in 2006 could cover the expense of a boutique. Piaggio’s move (in many markets) to traditional motorcycle/scooter shops (and less-pretentious marketing) seems to reinforce this theory, and may turn out to save them. 2006’s sales numbers will shed a good deal more light on the matter, if Vespa (and all scooter) sales aren’t notably higher, this may be a short-lived “boom.”
Piaggio MP3, the scooter formerly known as X2
As promised, Piaggio officially announced their double-front-wheeled scooter today, as the renamed “MP3.” “X2” was apparently the “code” name, which would make sense if they didn’t have an X8 and X9 already on the market. Even so, “MP3” is about the worst product name available in terms of Google searches, other than the new “Kymco Porn” coming out later this month.
Ignoring the Italjet Scooop which may or may not have actually been produced en masse, Piaggio can’t find enough superlatives to describe the MP3: “revolutionary,” “innovative,” and “unprecedented” are their favorites. It is quite a sophisticated engineering marvel, and while purists may argue that the extra wheel and intricate suspension just overcomplicate things, a three-wheeled scooter could be just what reluctant new riders are looking for. While anyone who grew up near a farm knows a three-wheeled ATV is a deathtrap, Piaggio insists the MP3’s independently-tilting trapezoidal suspension (and three disc brakes on three 12″ wheels) result in a safer ride with better traction and unheard-of braking power. Those with an irrational fear of centerstands will note that the suspension can be locked and the scooter parked without a stand (though one is supplied).
The MP3 is available in Sky Blue, Ruby Red, Excalibur Grey and Graphite Black, with either of two engines: the Quasar 250 i.e. (fuel injected) or Leader 125, both four-valve, liquid-cooled four-strokes. Both meet Euro 3 standards. Piaggio describes the styling as “maintaining a clear resemblance to the Piaggio Gran Turismo,” but other than general proportion, the similarity is negligible.
A winter option package–with a large windscreen, winter tires, and a heated lap apron and waistcoat–will likely add to the MP3’s popularity with year-round European riders. Other options include a Tom Tom GPS package and a bluetooth-enabled matching helmet, as well as the usual racks, top cases, and anti-theft devices.
More photos in the 2sb Gallery
Update (noon 6/11/06) Piaggio’s MP3 website is live, and as the news reports trickle in (DNA India, AGI, ScooterScoop) it appears the 125cc version, at least, will be available in the USA, and that the 250cc version will cost 5,000 Euros, roughly the same as the Vespa GTS.