A link blatantly horked from The Scooter Scoop (thanks!), but too totally freaking awesome to not spread around: Beamer from Austin Mopeds has produced a series of Google Videos covering moped maintenance and service. This is why the internet was invented, spreading information from those who have it to those who need it. These would be great in video podcast form!
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What Rocks Us: Edith Frost
Edith Frost:
“If it Weren’t for the Words”
from It’s a Game
Drag City DC301
We start out with Chicago-by-way-of-Austin-and-NYC singer/songwriter Edith Frost. This song has been a WLUW staple for the last couple months, and the whole album is a mellow Sunday-morning classic must-have. I could name drop all the albums she’s appeared on, but I’ll let the song speak for itself. If you ever get a chance to watch Thrill Jockey’s Looking for a Thrill video, be sure to check out her story, it’s the best on the DVD.
Punks in Parkas
Punks in Parkas, another site with a lot of great vintage photos of (mostly) british scooters and scooterists. The navigation and frames are wonky for me but it’s definitely worth checking out. Thanks for the link, Nitro.
The Annoying Thing
Imagine hearing a song you’ve never heard before, and falling in love with it, then finding out it’s the very song that you’d been reading hateful internet posts about for more than a year. Oh, how it hurts to be tricked into digging Kelly Clarkson…
In the toy department in the BHV department store in Paris, I came across a goofy little plush gremlin wearing an old-school motorcycle helmet. I picked him up and squeezed him, and was rewarded with a Sean-Stevens-style onomatopædic two-stroke engine sound. I almost died laughing, and listened another dozen times, but I was too cheap to pay €30 for the thing. When I got home, I looked it up on the internet and found it was the “Annoying Thing”, the basis of the “Crazy Frog” Axel-F-ringtone CD that topped the British charts last year. Cy will never let me live this down, but if you remove it from it’s pop-culture context, it’s pretty damn funny.
Paris
We got back from Paris yesterday, here are our photos of Paris in general (or just check out the scooter-related photos)
Things I noticed:
- Scooters and motorcycles are everywhere, even as the temperature hovered around the freezing point. (Lap aprons are very common on motorcycles and scooters.) Basically, the whole town sounds like you’re at a scooter rally, all day and all night.
- Scooters easily outnumber motorcycles 3-1. Most motorcycles we saw were small-displacement and Asian, the few bigger ones we saw were usually Ducatis or BMWs.
- It’s impossible to walk a block on any street in Paris without seeing several scooters parked on the sidewalk. Nirvana for American scooterists, but probably no fun for most pedestrians.
- Piaggio definitely dominates the market, even over Peugeot. Modern Vespas (ETs and GTs) and Piaggios (X9s and Libertys) are everywhere, and P-series scooters were far more common than i expected, maybe 1 out of 20 scooters was a P or PK-series. There were a good number of Peugeots, but mostly older beaters, I saw only a couple Speedfights. In Ireland a couple years ago, Gilera Runners dominated the market, but we only saw one in Paris. Kymco and Aprilia also had a decent share of the market. Chinese and Taiwanese scooters were common, but I saw few Hondas or Yamahas, and no “retro” Asian scooters other than one Honda Joker (called the “Shadow” there?).
- Most scooters, even the relatively expensive Vespas, were healthily thrashed, parked against walls and each other with stickers and dents galore. They’re transportation there, not fetish objects.
- We did see several nicely-maintained vintage Vespas that were clearly owned by lifestyle scooterists, mostly smallframes like the one above.
- As far as 4-wheeled vehicles, I couldn’t believe the number of Smart Cars, they’re cleaning up there. Minis (both old and new) were common, and all manner of tiny Citröens, Peugeots, and Renaults were everywhere. VW and Audi were probably the biggest importers. All the cars were tiny: the streets are narrow, traffic and parking is a nightmare, and gas is expensive. One of the biggest popular cars was a 2-door version of the Toyota Rav-4. Like the scooters, the cars mostly looked like they’d had a hard life.
I’ll post more later about the two scooter shops we visited.
Scooter Ball!
This fine example of a scooterball was pointed out to us by POC Phil. It looks like great fun, until you wonder where the exhaust fumes go…
2sb’s Chicago Motorcycle Show photos
We finally set up our photo gallery, so here are all our photos from the Chicago Motorcycle Show. We’ll be changing the look of the gallery to match the rest of the site, but at least it works now.
Vespa Turbo
Nitro sent me this video. It appears to be from last year, from Denmark, and it appears to maybe be an early 60s Vespa (note the Hella taillight). I know sweet nuthin’ about turbocharging, but whatever they did to this engine, it sounds freakin’ sweet.
The Vespas
Surely with bands out there called “The Scooters,” “Scooter,” (two!) “Lambretta,” and “The Lambrettas,” you just knew there’s a band called The Vespas. And you’d be right, you can find them in Detroit. They claim to sound like the Pixies/Breeders/Cure, but i think they’re a bit more grungy/punky than that, more like Screaming Trees (and there’s nothing wrong with sounding like Screaming Trees). Their logo appears to be an inverted (aka French) bloaty mod target, but other than that, they seem pretty cool, and they’re worth a listen.
More Indy dealer show photos
Alex of Motorsport Scooters in San Diego posted some good photos from the dealer show, including the new Kymco People and the new Genuine Black Cat and Buddy.
“The only web-based scooterist-only photo album”?
Scoot.net might have something to say about that claim, but this Irish dude’s photo site contains some fantastic, funny, and frightening scooter photos dating back nearly 25 years. I’ll leave it up to you to choose your favorites and post them in the comments. Also: prepare yourself for the shaking browser window trick. Thanks, Nitro!
Handsome Boy Nik
Thanks again, Michelle, for what will probably end up being 2sb’s most popular link of all time: POC Nik has his way with the Handsome Boy. God bless open bar at the Chinese Pavillion.
Scooter Magazine covers
The Lambretta Club of America site has a great photo gallery, including this Gallery of vintage scooter magazine covers. Thanks for the link, Matty.
UtrechtNoord 2005
Do you like Runners and Zips doing wheelies? Do you like crazy Dutch guys? Do you like generic techno music and video bits edited together with star fades? You’ll love UtrechtNoord 2005 on YouTube. Thanks Professor Matthew!
Snow ride
I actually rode around Galewood in the snow the other day. Goodtimes, for a few minutes. Check out The Baron in Winter for some cold-weather riding inspiration, and remember, the Cold Weather Challenge ends on the 28th.